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The Sandwich of Magic by TurkeySM, literature

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The Sandwich of Magic

There was once a magical, happy pony named Pinkie Pie who lived in Ponyville. She was friends with everybody in Equestria except Gilda the griffon. Gilda thought that Pinkie Pie was a crazy, uncool pony. Pinkie thought otherwise, so she talked to Twilight Sparkle the magical librarian princess and asked for her advice on how to befriend Gilda. Twilight told Pinkie that she should use her magical Pinkie powers to make Gilda a present. So Pinkie made a magical sandwich and gave it to Gilda. After some thought, Gilda ate the sandwich. The magic sandwich made her so happy, she exploded into rainbow griffon bits. The end.

Concerning Applejack by TurkeySM, literature

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Concerning Applejack

Why howdy! Good afternoon…wait, you're not one of those oddballs are you? What're you talking about partner? (Partner?) Well, I've been running into these weird people who act like cartoon ponies and- Aw shucks, I'm no such person. You can count on my word, I'm the Element of Honesty after all! You're the Element of what? Honesty! I'm not one to toot my horn or anything, but it's a part of who I am! Oh horseapples, where are my manners? Name's Applejack! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance! Your name's Applejack? (This person's probably lying to me about not being one of those oddballs.) Yup! My name's Applejack! Gosh, I

Concerning Rainbow Dash by TurkeySM, literature

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Concerning Rainbow Dash

Ah, this peace and quiet's been nice! Haven't met with any crazed weirdos late- WHOA! WATCH OUT OR I'M GONNA- OOF!! Ughh, spoke too soon… Ow, ow…oh whoops! Sorry about that, heh heh! Didn't mean to crash into you. I was practicing my super running skills! …and why were you running around like some crazed maniac? HEY! I'm not a maniac! Although I guess I am a bit crazy for speed. I'm trying to be like my hero Rainbow Dash! Rainbow who? Rainbow Dash! The speediest, most agile, gutsiest, most styling, coolest, awesomest, radicalest, pegasus to ever come out of Cloudsdale! Another pony person? Oy, this is gonna be a fun day

I am Celestia and I am a Sexual Deviant by TurkeySM, literature

Concerning Rarity by TurkeySM, literature

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Concerning Rarity

Do you like marshmallows? Marshmallows? Sure, what's not to like about them? No, not regular marshmallows. I mean Rarity, duh. She's often compared to a marshmallow. Can you guess why? Um, she's white and...soft? And sweet and yummy and squishy! Ugh, sounds like edible glue. Don't say that! Rarity would hate glue! It's messy! The only time she'd use glue is if she was making something, in which case it'd be the best use of glue ever! Sheesh! She sounds like the fussy type! What does she make anyway? 'What doesn't she make?' That's the real question! She can do anything with those hooves! So she's a Leonardo or something? Better. She

Concerning Pinkie Pie by TurkeySM, literature

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Concerning Pinkie Pie

Hrmm… What's up? What's wrong? I can't figure out how to start this- Dialogue? Wait, what? How'd you know I was going to say- That? Quit it! But I can't! My Pinkie sense tells me what you're gonna say! Your…what? My Pinkie sense! I borrowed it from Pinkie Pie! Don't tell her though. I tweaked it so that I can predict what someone's gonna say! Who's, um, Pinkie Pie? YOU DON'T KNOW PINKIE PIE?! SHE'S ONLY THE MOST SUPER FANTASTIC ULTRA FUNNERIFC AMAZINGLY PARTYTOOSHUS PONY WHO'S EVER PARTIED IN EQUESTRIA!!! Partytooshus? That's not even a- You can also call her the pretty pink pony premier of parties in Ponyville! Isn't t

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How to Write a First Draft Without Perfectionism by illuminara, literature

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How to Write a First Draft Without Perfectionism

Maybe you’ve heard that first drafts are supposed to suck, but what does that really mean? What does a sucky first draft look like? How do you allow yourself to suck? Why would you even want to allow yourself to write something that sucks in the first place? Because otherwise, you’ll most likely be crippled by the writer’s arch nemesis: perfectionism. Did you just cringe? We all experience it when we sit down to write, arrange everything just so, type a sentence or two (or a bit more if you’re lucky), and then it strikes—your inner editor. It smacks you across the face and demands that you fix that grammar mist

The Lifecycle of a Novel Draft by illuminara, literature

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The Lifecycle of a Novel Draft

This article’s aim is to teach you how to draft a novel. That’s a pretty vague statement and begs a lot of questions. What’s a draft? What work or planning do you have to do before you start drafting? Can you just sit down and start putting pen to paper and expect a draft to miraculously show up? How many drafts do you need to write in order to get a “finished” novel? First and foremost, a draft is simply a version of a manuscript, and there will be many versions along the way to a finish novel ready for publication (or whatever other plans you have for it). The purpose of a first draft is to bring your story ki

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

United States
Deviant for 14 years

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Favourite Visual Artist

None! I like many artists!

Favourite Movies

The Lord of the Rings, Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro

Favourite TV Shows

Ghost in the Shell, MLP:FIM, Adventure Time

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Anyone who has a song or two that sounds nice

Favourite Books

The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Crime and Punishment, Anna Karenina

Favourite Writers

Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Tolkien, JK Rowling

Favourite Games

Pikmin (1 & 2), Total War series, Starcraft 2, LoZ: Wind Waker, League of Legends

Favourite Gaming Platform

Gamecube

Tools of the Trade

Keyboard, My Brain

Other Interests

Growing Sunflowers!

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TurkeySM

Jul 17, 2014

Summer!

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Is super hot and muggy. Stuffy room is stuffy.

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TurkeySM

Dec 25, 2013

Happy Christmas!

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Merry Christmas to all! Peace and goodwill to every deviant! For my fellow Christians, let us rejoice in the anniversary of Jesus Christ's birth as we await His second coming! I hope everyone's Christmas celebrations go well! It's been awhile, but an artist I know ~Sahtori-Kamaya (https://www.deviantart.com/sahtori-kamaya) could use some views and love! She's got quite the interesting story!

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TurkeySM

May 12, 2013

Equestria LA!

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Equestria LA was great! I met lots of nice people who were so enthusiastic about MLP! I also got to see Nicole Oliver, Andrea Libman, Michelle Creber, Brenda Crichlow, Cathy Weseluck, Cindy Morrow, Amy Keating Rogers, Tabitha St. Germain, and Meghan McCarthy! They were all such fantastic souls, though to be honest I didn't get to interact with them that much. I also got to finally see ~LateCustomer (https://www.deviantart.com/latecustomer) in person along with his pals! HIS BEARD WAS MISSING!!!! But he's a swell guy and his art is fantastic! Check it out if you have the time! I also met :icononlyahalfbreed:and she drew a SUPER DUPER sketch that was totally awesome! Go check ou

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cloe-may

Jun 6, 2016

thanks a lot for the fave

hubert61

Jun 6, 2016

merci pour les favs :) (Smile)

Spiritofdarkness

Feb 18, 2016

thank you very much for the

SonicTheDashie

Jul 4, 2015

Hey TurkeySM, If you are from USA, i just wanted to say Happy 4th of july!

hubert61

Jun 21, 2015

merci pour les favs

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DylanSeto

Mar 18, 2015

Hey~~

Just wanted to thank you for the fave!

Also, since I'm currently focusing on music, I was wondering if you'd be interested in supporting me in that endeavor of mine?

If you are, I can link you to where you can find that stuff!

-Dylan Seto

Zecorathegreat

Sep 26, 2014

Great art