There was once a magical, happy pony named Pinkie Pie who lived in Ponyville. She was friends with everybody in Equestria except Gilda the griffon. Gilda thought that Pinkie Pie was a crazy, uncool pony. Pinkie thought otherwise, so she talked to Twilight Sparkle the magical librarian princess and asked for her advice on how to befriend Gilda. Twilight told Pinkie that she should use her magical Pinkie powers to make Gilda a present. So Pinkie made a magical sandwich and gave it to Gilda. After some thought, Gilda ate the sandwich. The magic sandwich made her so happy, she exploded into rainbow griffon bits. The end.
Why howdy!
Good afternoon…wait, you're not one of those oddballs are you?
What're you talking about partner?
(Partner?) Well, I've been running into these weird people who act like cartoon ponies and-
Aw shucks, I'm no such person. You can count on my word, I'm the Element of Honesty after all!
You're the Element of what?
Honesty! I'm not one to toot my horn or anything, but it's a part of who I am! Oh horseapples, where are my manners? Name's Applejack! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
Your name's Applejack? (This person's probably lying to me about not being one of those oddballs.)
Yup! My name's Applejack! Gosh, I
Ah, this peace and quiet's been nice! Haven't met with any crazed weirdos late-
WHOA! WATCH OUT OR I'M GONNA-
OOF!! Ughh, spoke too soon
Ow, ow oh whoops! Sorry about that, heh heh! Didn't mean to crash into you. I was practicing my super running skills!
and why were you running around like some crazed maniac?
HEY! I'm not a maniac! Although I guess I am a bit crazy for speed. I'm trying to be like my hero Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow who?
Rainbow Dash! The speediest, most agile, gutsiest, most styling, coolest, awesomest, radicalest, pegasus to ever come out of Cloudsdale!
Another pony person? Oy, this is gonna be a fun day
Do you like marshmallows?
Marshmallows? Sure, what's not to like about them?
No, not regular marshmallows. I mean Rarity, duh. She's often compared to a marshmallow. Can you guess why?
Um, she's white and...soft?
And sweet and yummy and squishy!
Ugh, sounds like edible glue.
Don't say that! Rarity would hate glue! It's messy! The only time she'd use glue is if she was making something, in which case it'd be the best use of glue ever!
Sheesh! She sounds like the fussy type! What does she make anyway?
'What doesn't she make?' That's the real question! She can do anything with those hooves!
So she's a Leonardo or something?
Better. She
Hrmm
What's up? What's wrong?
I can't figure out how to start this-
Dialogue?
Wait, what? How'd you know I was going to say-
That?
Quit it!
But I can't! My Pinkie sense tells me what you're gonna say!
Your what?
My Pinkie sense! I borrowed it from Pinkie Pie! Don't tell her though. I tweaked it so that I can predict what someone's gonna say!
Who's, um, Pinkie Pie?
YOU DON'T KNOW PINKIE PIE?! SHE'S ONLY THE MOST SUPER FANTASTIC ULTRA FUNNERIFC AMAZINGLY PARTYTOOSHUS PONY WHO'S EVER PARTIED IN EQUESTRIA!!!
Partytooshus? That's not even a-
You can also call her the pretty pink pony premier of parties in Ponyville! Isn't t