The Sandwich of MagicThere was once a magical, happy pony named Pinkie Pie who lived in Ponyville. She was friends with everybody in Equestria except Gilda the griffon. Gilda thought that Pinkie Pie was a crazy, uncool pony. Pinkie thought otherwise, so she talked to Twilight Sparkle the magical librarian princess and asked for her advice on how to befriend Gilda. Twilight told Pinkie that she should use her magical Pinkie powers to make Gilda a present. So Pinkie made a magical sandwich and gave it to Gilda. After some thought, Gilda ate the sandwich. The magic sandwich made her so happy, she exploded into rainbow griffon bits. The end.The Sandwich of Magic by TurkeySM
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Good afternoon…wait, you're not one of those oddballs are you?
What're you talking about partner?
(Partner?) Well, I've been running into these weird people who act like cartoon ponies and-
Aw shucks, I'm no such person. You can count on my word, I'm the Element of Honesty after all!
You're the Element of what?
Honesty! I'm not one to toot my horn or anything, but it's a part of who I am! Oh horseapples, where are my manners? Name's Applejack! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
Your name's Applejack? (This person's probably lying to me about not being one of those oddballs.)
Yup! My name's Applejack! Gosh, I reckon you've gone through quite a few Pinkie-grade shenanigan makers this past year if you gotta doubt my ability to give out my name!
…Indeed. So…what is it you do for a living Applejack?
I'm a chemist! I work with chemicals of all sorts and sizes!
A chemist, huh? Well, that's pret
Concerning Rainbow DashAh, this peace and quiet's been nice! Haven't met with any crazed weirdos late-Concerning Rainbow Dash by TurkeySM
WHOA! WATCH OUT OR I'M GONNA-
OOF!! Ughh, spoke too soon
Ow, ow oh whoops! Sorry about that, heh heh! Didn't mean to crash into you. I was practicing my super running skills!
and why were you running around like some crazed maniac?
HEY! I'm not a maniac! Although I guess I am a bit crazy for speed. I'm trying to be like my hero Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash! The speediest, most agile, gutsiest, most styling, coolest, awesomest, radicalest, pegasus to ever come out of Cloudsdale!
Another pony person? Oy, this is gonna be a fun day
Did you say fun! I love fun things! Rainbow Dash loves fun things!
Does she now? Or he?
SHE! And before you say anything, she is not a lesbian or anything just because of the whole rainbow thing! Well, not that I know of anyway.
How nice. Alright, let's get this over with. What does this Rainbow Dash do f